Quick thoughts on sports (because I'm tired of politics)

  1. I am totally psyched for Manny v. Boston in the World Series.

  2. John Madden is one of the stupidest people on television.

  3. Troy Aikman, and I quote, “he continually continues to take bad angles on plays.” Dude, you embarrassed yourself enough as a quarterback.

  4. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for the inevitable TO implosion, which should come next week. Here’s hoping he bitchslaps Tony Romo while screaming, “take that, Jessica.”

  5. Seriously, is any of this stupider than this?